by order of the jarl, stop right there!

this will likely look awful on mobile devices. it's recommended that you switch to desktop mode or view this page on a computer/console.this site may depict/mention the following:

  • blood

  • substance use

  • reclaimed slurs

  • sexual language & jokes

and i block these people on sight:

  • fans of shit that makes me uncomfortable

  • bigots, -phobes, -ists, and -philes (i don't need to list examples)

  • nft/crypto/ai junkies

  • anyone overwhelmingly religious and/or political

  • literally anyone that gives me the ick

introduction

michael :-3

  • it/he tmasc nb

  • fucked up dog

  • autism + more

  • puerto rican

  • artist, writer, etc.

  • furry & kinnie

  • stoner

  • more + links

❝ I'm not somes regular, jack off, dildo campers! My name's Toki Wartooth, and I'm in DETHKLOK! ❞

❝ ... And I'ms takin' my snowglobes and gettins the FUCK out of here! ❞

interests

  • anything nature

  • vulture culture

  • marine biology

  • old ass books

  • speculative evolotion/biology

  • satanism

  • more + hobbies

mike stuff

01.

  • transmasc. non-binary

  • gay, pan, poly, t4t

  • autistic + physical difficulties

  • artist, writer, etc.

  • i smoke a ludicrous amount of weed

  • furry & non-serious kinnie

  • i collect ethically sourced dead things

  • i have 11 cats

  • i strive to be obnoxious

  • i don't need tone tags but i appreciate them

  • i have no triggers but i dislike certain topics

  • don't be creepy about me or my ocs

  • i kin for fun, don't be gatekeepy

02.

  • art commissions: very selectively open

  • writing commissions: closed

  • customs: closed

  • art trades: closed

  • requests: closed

  • see my shop for more information!

what makes me happy

special interests are starred (*)

interests
(extended)

  • anything nature *

  • marine biology

  • old ass books

  • speculative evolution/biology

  • satanism

  • color theory

  • slasher movies

  • video essays & analysis videos

  • hlvrai *

  • smiling friends

  • batim/batds/batdr

  • creepypasta

  • undertale

  • five nights at freddy's

  • cuphead

  • slime rancher

  • red dead redemption

  • little nightmares

  • hollow knight

  • breaking bad

  • beastars

  • steven universe

  • bluey

  • coraline

  • spiderverse

  • scp foundation

  • local58

  • gemini home entertainment

  • adventure time

  • tuca & bertie

  • mob psycho 100

  • castle swimmer by wendy martin

hobbies & passions

  • vulture culture

  • foraging

  • gardening *

  • animal care

  • photography

  • drawing & painting

  • writing & journaling

  • crafting

  • scrapbooking

  • character creation

  • hiking

  • collecting things

  • reading

favorite music

  • dethklok

  • gorillaz

  • nirvana

  • autoheart

  • starset

  • jack stauber

  • the make believes

  • get scared

  • duran duran

filler <3

like, all my favorites

  • PERSON: my mental narrator

  • CHARACTER: figure it out

  • COLOR(S): black, red, pink, any greens

  • NUMBER: 33

  • TEMPERATURE: 68°F

  • FLAVOR: savory

  • SCENT: marijuana

  • TEXTURE: cat fur

  • SOUND(S): electric guitar, wind chimes

  • AESTHETIC: psychedelia

  • ANIMAL: cat

  • ACTIVITY: bedrotting

  • GAME: the elder scrolls v: skyrim

  • SPORT: swimming

  • FOOD(S): tuna, poached eggs

  • DRINK(S): dr. pepper, black coffee

  • SONG: fuck if i know

  • BOOK: the outsiders by s. e. hinton

  • MOVIE: fantastic mr. fox

  • SHOW: adventure time

  • MUSIC GENRE: <90's weird rock

  • GENERAL GENRE: horror